What is under those mismatched socks?

I am being a good daughter this evening.
Came out to the Pam101 family estate to check on the house, water the plants, pick some lettuce, etc.
As I was walking from my Mom's room to my bedroom something caught my eye.
The name EL James!
No, Mom...NO! RED! RED! RED!
You're reading 50 Shades of Grey?!And you're on book 3!

Mom.... Please stick to James Patterson as Danielle Steel.