Wednesday, July 11, 2012

i mean...i would ask myself out on a date

To make all my BFF's happy...I have started working on my cheesy website dating profile.
Here is my first draft:

What would you like to know? I am super funny, an awesome friend and an even better Aunt, a fantastic cook, a loyal Pittsburgher. Basically I am one of the coolest people you'll probably never meet.

I will drop any plans I have to go to a Pens game, I love the smell of summer time BBQ’s, I traveled across the good ol USA by myself, I will admit I love Twilight and True Blood, I bought a vintage camper to take on adventures and I think nothing of impulsively planning a trip to Paris, I have done a lot of traveling and love getting my passport stamped. 

It isn’t unheard of for me to get my face painted like a tiger if that is what my niece and nephew want me to do, I love kids but am not sure if they are in my future, Rocky Road is my favorite ice cream and I wish I didn’t love Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwiches.

I wish I could speak another language, I am overly ambitious in goals I set for myself, I am horribly indecisive, I love Starbucks but the pressure from people behind me makes me nervous, My claim to fame is being on HBO’s 24/7 Pens vs Flyers for 1 bleep of a second, I can’t stand negative people, I can’t stand people who slurp soup, I don’t understand how anyone is against marriage equality.

And that is me.

Pretty great, right? 

McHottie's husband did tell me if I posted a photo of a meatball he would have asked me out. But then again he is a lover of meatballs.  


  1. lol - meatball. I think you need to scratch the part about "you'll probably never meet" want to meet people, right?! And the Twilight reference may scare some people off :) True Blood is cool/more grown up haha. DATE AND BLOG ABOUT IT! I'll be reading :)

  2. omg this makes me so happy! And yes I agree if you posted a photo of a meatball, I would TOTALLY think you were the best thing since slice bread - but I already think that of you now! xoxox